If you beat 1 Williams sister, and you had to face another Williams sister in later rounds, you were doomed.

Like a thief in the night!

About time Deadspin got off the hating Tebow schneid, and started supporting the greatest college (*ahem*football*ahem*) player of his generation.

PS: mained Blanka after that. Got my ass kicked a lot, but it was worth it!

Oh, God, a Hawk Harrelson alarm clock? How can you ever sleep again, knowing that Hawk’s...voice...could clash into your dreams at any moment?

Succinct riposte, my friend.

Wallace wrote about Federer a lot. Any particular hits you think I should start with? Alternatively, any particularly good writing about my secret gf, Serena Williams?

Aww, the MK one was especially awesome. “Love letters to videogames” is the best terminology I’ve heard used to describe these sort of pre-youtube videos. I had the same FFVII summons as you—making it was pretty much the motivation that pushed me to breed Chocs to get Knights of the Round. The best one ‘i’ve ever…

Definitely, definitely team no one!

100x neater than mine! Were you living w/your folks, or were you on your own (or at college)?

I watched that first clip, and as soon as I heard the first 5~6 notes, I was ready to strap in and devote 30+ hours to materia management. This is the awesome power of Nobuo Uematsu.

In tennis’ defense, there’s a lot of writing about it, much of it uncommonly insightful. But you’re 100% right, in that Giri’s writing is better than 99% of the rest of it anyways.

COTfuckingD

No more than an Australian actor playing a Norse god.

It would be awesome if, the first time they met, Thor recognized T’challa as a god in his own right.

If you didn’t cry at the end of Babe, I don’t want to know you.

I know, right? They are incredible. Someday, I’m going to be able to tell my as-yet unborn sports-addicted neice that I watched both Serena and Venus play, “live” on TV. And she is going to look at me like Indy looked at the (unopened) Ark of the goddamned Covenant.

Came here for this, and with only 20 comments on the article, still was not disappointed.

Jon Koncak doesn’t understand why is everybody making a fuss about this contract.

Respect to you, Mr. Ley, for stir-frying, dishing up, and polishing off your own meal of Szechwan Crow With Crow Sauce and a side of Paper-Wrapped Crow. Respect, also , to Dion Waiters, for the season and the contract, and the risk he took to get it.