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Holy smokes, that’s an excellent question!

Yeah. Let’s all act like that’s why they don’t allow women to drive over there.

If Shingy was black he’d be Will.i.am

If I were the interviewer I would have started calling him “oldster.” That’s why no one wants me to interview people.

—the Texas legislature only meets every other year.

“...spelling America with a ‘K’, are we?!?”

I’m glad that your mom had access to these medicines when she needed them, and that they helped her live a better life. Nobody’s saying that they need to stop producing them; what people are saying is that these companies consciously downplayed the risk of addiction in their marketing, and hired doctors to do the

It’s like the entirety of “Hit ‘em Up” in a 4 panel.

Oh, God, how could you not?

We will have no awkward political slogans paraded around by innocent children at any event I am attending.

The UFC is an amoral machine, encouraging the development of highly skilled fighters through promises of fame, fortune and battles against the best of the best. But, with only a handful of exceptions, even very successful fighters spend most of their competitive years as at-will cogs, fighting for hire in the Gig

I’m 100% serious when I say that is the most spot-on observation about anything sports-related I’ve seen all week. You should probably raise the Insight stat on your character sheet to more accurately reflect your actual capabilities— a +1 should probably do it.

Bah Gawd, that was a hell of a speech! It was...just perfect, the kind of platonic ideal of communication that hits with all the weight of its crucial message, but also weaves the subtleties and nuances that wind throughout the issue to reveal both the framework within and the foundation beneath the undertaking. It

It will take at least 12 well placed daggers to kill a Celtic.

Yeah, Roy is definitely a case of bad things happening to good people, and yet he never comes across as bitter, or unhappy.

Thank you for the Canzano correction. I’m no Portland native, and what understanding I have of that time period comes/came only from my obsessive fascination with the Jailblazers era.

Beautifully written, insightful, and informative piece, Mr. Franco. Thank you for this effort.