Be wary of anyone whom 1980's era Sports Blooper VHS tapes refer to as “wacky.”

It really says something when you were the best-known college athlete of your era, one of the Holy Trinity of all-time greats as a pro, an Olympic gold medal-winner, an entrepreneur with a net worth of $600 million, and part-owner of 2 different elite sports teams...and the worst thing that anyone can say about you is…

Don’t forget that, in addition to Prince’s songwriting and Melle Mel’s rapping, Ms. Khan also had the benefit of Stevie Wonder’s stop-the-world harmonica playing on her cover of I Feel For You.

Damn! I don’t know if it’s the punchy, marching-style music, or just the obvious fact that every snippet shown is funny as hell, but I’m all sorts of ready to binge this show.

Croquet, as it is properly played, is indeed a boring, tedious game. But once you’re all set up and ready to play, you can’t help but notice how awesome the game you could be playing with all that strange equipment would be . I mean, everyone is wielding a a comically oversized mallet, fer Chrissakes!

Yeah, you’re probably right. Comment pareidolia, I guess.

MJN Air? Or am I reading too much into things?

As bad as these spoon-fed globs of A/V slurry are, the unskippable 30 second ad that preceded both of them pretty much compounded their awfulness. Mine involved Delta Airlines flying an artist I’ve never heard of into L.A., so that he could help a player on the tanking Lakers tell the city to never stop dreaming? Or…

Signs autographs during fights, you say?

Wait, how did you do that? Any time I try to visit or link to an old Gawker article, I get a file not found-type of page

My father worked for Chevron as a mechanic at their El Segundo, CA refinery for 27 years. I know they’re a multinational petrocorp, and I know that their hands are as dirty as any other oil company’s are. But by God, they have the best, savviest PR department of any major corporation I’ve ever seen, along with a…

Sorry! Some sort of Kinja error—probably a Tiger glitch.

And this thread has completely run out of gas, it’s the Tiger ditch. And this thread has completely run out of gas, it’s the Tiger ditch. And this thread has completely run out of gas, it’s the Tiger ditch. And this thread has completely run out of gas, it’s the Tiger ditch. And this thread has completely run out…

Great point! I wonder if he made that face when he realized he’d earned an auto-invite for 2018...

I’m pretty sure that Mr. Ware doesn’t believe that Black folks existed west of the Mississippi back in 1997. And if they did, they certainly weren’t putting out music back then.

I don’t have a clue what you two are arguing about but this was my favorite kinja fight ever, especially because it was so personal. More, pls.

The Hayabusa doesn’t really want to kill you, per se; it just wants to take you to Valhalla, in a burst of glory and thunder.

You mean out-of-staters? I’m pretty sure that most motorcyclists here in CA make at least an sort-of-conscious effort to note when they’re riding behinda car with non-CA plates, and adjust accordingly. Whether that means being extra-careful with any lane splitting they do, or just steeling themselves for the…

Jesus couldn’t even bargain down to the more merciful inverted crucifixion.

I had a huge rant written and ready to go about how “serving trays” appears on the list of verboten item examples, when things like hats, mugs, coolers, keychains, stickers, etc. do not. Then, just to make sure, I Googled “NCAA branded serving trays.