If the plural of octopus is octoπ, that means that 2 x octopus = 8 x π, ergo one octopus = 4π. From this we get that the circumference of an octopus' head is 2πr, ergo 1/2 octopus x r, and as such we can conclude that the radius of an octopus' head is equal to one-half its owner.

Hear, hear! The masses are stupid! Vulgar! They buy big phones, and sometimes they even ride public transport! We do need to take away their right to vote and keep it for us discerning gentlemen of taste. (Women are obviously not fit for making big important decisions, so they're naturally excluded outright.) Elitism?…

I wonder what marvels running LIDARs or RADARs on my phone will do to its battery life? :)

You know, Jesus too started with no friends and only 12 followers, so don't give up just yet.

Or it's the Royal "we".

Especially with my drifting brain. It's not genetics, just aging. That said, it's proof that the BQH is real, since your brain picked up mine's tab :)

"We look at hundreds of products every week. Sometimes thousands"

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Ah, OK, I understand better now. What the distinction could be wasn't clear to me then - thanks for the explanation!

"reductive evolution is driven not by genetic drift (i.e. chance), but by natural selection"

"Like Steve Jobs said many times, requiring the user to extend their arms to do touch would be tiring and stupid. And dumb."

The images are not in rapid succession enough to give me the illusion of 3D, but it is fast enough to give me my first taste of what epilepsy may be like.

If you don't have enough pocket space for your credit cards then you have too many credit cards.

One of the things that I remember from No Logo is that the materials for a pair of Nike shoes cost less than $10, and manufacturing added a couple of bucks. I don't remember the exact figures, but they're in that ballpark.

If anything, his story would make a more interesting premise for How I Met Your Mother.

"Let's hope regular people can't get their hands on these things. "

I think I met you once or twice in London. You were discharging your battery in some SoHo back alley.

Well, the idea sounds good, but it is a sure-fire path to less color and fun. I don't have a lot of clothes (actually gave sackfuls to charity and kept a dozen shirts, four pairs of pants and four jackets) but I went instead for complementary colors (purple pants - yes! :)) with lime green or orange shirts, for…

If you didn't notice, at a prominent point on the illustration the word "survivor* is plastered in all-cap, 48-point type.

You survived alcohol! You're a hero!