He is wearing lederhosen. Well. That’s ... Well.

Huh. They look perfectly matched to me, and she’s really cute. In fact, of the two, she’s cuter.

Tell me about it. sad sigh.

She seems to me like a person with a serious mental problem.

Then, he/she needs to tell us that because I JUST had this very argument on Facebook with someone who was 100% serious. In fact, this person told me that Obama was bringing in refugees to get votes. Really. Horrifying.

There are Europeans who are also Muslim, doofus. Muslim doesn’t come from the country of Muslimland. Good god. You are embarrassing yourself here.

Tell me, without looking, what the screening process is for refugees right now.

No, French intelligence is questioning it as well. It was a clear choice for a reason, to get the West to act like big, stupid, racist, cowardly dummies.

Holy fucking shit.

I must have this RIGHT NOW.

Yeah! What happens to those?? Aren’t they basically like “Let’s live in a hotel!”

Have you ever stayed in a W? They have this button on the phone called the “Whatever/Whenever” button. If you press it, and you have the cash to pay for it, it is yours. “Bring me the head of a clown!” Yours. “Bring me a live chicken!” In your room in under 30 minutes. “Bring me Waldo!” Retrieved from wherever he is…

That is a work of art.

The stupidity of saying “We will not give up our freedom” while literally giving up freedom and doing what the terrorists want is simply mind-boggling.

As everyone else has said, addicted women don’t stop being addicted when they are pregnant. I really wish the “Christians” in these red states actually acted like Christians and used compassion and actually tried to help people. That would be cool.

Who could have predicted how entirely insane the entire set of Republican candidates would be? I mean, it’s ... there are no words beyond holy shit.

I’m pretty horrified that it sounds suspiciously like Jezebel is going to become a gossip mag. I mean ... so much going on in that decision ... I have to wonder ... did it go like this? “Oh, you know women! They’ll love the gossip!”

I just feel like they shouldn’t be. OR, better, that everyone could get a fair wage for their work. The whole problem with the trickle down theory is that it didn’t work.

Lordy. I’m sure it’s astronomical. The going rate in the place I lived was over $1000 a month. For a licensed daycare. I actually moved in order to save a little money. That brought it down to $650 a month. Right now, I pay $400 to the school for aftercare, plus an extra 300 or so for when I have to work at night.…

I know. It’s just so horrifyingly stupid and kind of actively evil. I mean, people like this ... I truly hope he is some shithead alone in his basement and not out actively harming other people. :/