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1. Her hair is amazing. And yes, straightening on the regular would harm it. Curly hair is usually fine and more easily damaged.

You were brave.

I was not working there, but once, at a very tiny, very packed restaurant, everyone at the table looked up as Bette Midler and what I presume was her daughter came in for dinner. There was a wait for tables, but Ms. Midler smiled and stood and waited for 30 minutes, without complaining, until something opened up. She

What a huge bunch of scumbags, all around. Fuck them all.

If anyone here is super rich, and wants to shred his or her money before giving it to the heirs, I hereby volunteer myself as Disinterested Party Heir. Just leave me the millions. I promise to treat it all well.

Well, that makes things really clear.

Sadly, people use religion to do evil things all the time. This is one of those times.

Yeah, I think he correctly understands that his appeal is his good attitude and his lack of talking shit about the other candidates. That he’s leaving that behind a bit, even a little, speaks to his understanding of both that fact and the fact that she killed it at those hearings. She simply looked presidential in a

I would feel better about rampant consumerism if I had money. But, I don’t have that.

Occasionally, when people say something so fucking stupid, I wish for a giant hand to come out of the sky and slap the living shit out of them.

I hate these guys. Why do certain segments of the country vote so damned stupidly?

I really despise many of these people. THEY are the lazy cancer on our society, not the poor as they claim.

If they don’t go to Ladytown, they aren’t good at sex.

Look, if you date a musician, those are the things that happen, whether you are a famous movie star with fabulous abs or a regular weirdo.

::chortling merrily::

Chocolate free chocolate stores. Toy free toy stores. Paved over parks with no playground equipment on them or children or any grass or anything. Apparently, fish free oceans are in our future.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Alas, only a year. But, at least it’s something. Creep.

My ex and his friends did this shit all the time. If they didn’t like the girlfriend or the wife, not only would they discuss it incessantly without being asked, they would actively work against that person, fault-finding on a regular basis and generally making the girlfriend or wife miserable in the process.

Then, celebrate the earth by vomiting in glorious technicolor!