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Zis is ze part of Shprokets ver vee dahnce!

When I was your age! A cassette-Bluetooth adapter is all anyone needs! Rabble rabble!

Ah SHO.... How much trouble we got in in those days. Now we can take the kids and the dogs along on shenanigans too! NP!

Someday, I will inherit my father’s completely built TJ Wrangler, with the lift and the lockers and the everything. It’s awesome and We live in a place we can appreciate it  But it’s going on a trailer behind my truck when I take it to Moab. So squirrelly!

Where do you even source British Isolinear chips, though?

I say nice price for the off-road toy it would be under my ownership. It’s time for some Posh Moab trips! Sure I could get a built XJ for the same price, but Land Rover! Sewwww Fahhncy

Both Caprice and LTD wagons are going up up up in price these days. I want one, a lot. But $8500 is a reluctant CP to me, it’s just too much.

Does a Jeep brand toaster have 7 slots? Ha!

I’d love to show up to Cars and Coffee with any one of them, that giant steam carriage at the end would be awesome! Looks like it could roll over anything. Oh! Remember Mythbusters’ gunpowder engine?

Ford 7.3s and Toyota 4Runners. I love em both, but y’all are asking crazy money for 20 year old rigs. 

I just searched Hawaiian Tropic LeMans and got seriously distracted, lol.

Saying “Happy Monday!” “Happy Friday!” on a normal adz day. Really it’s just one Karen in our office, but it’s annoying. 

Ah memories... I’d take the vinyl doors off and weld on rusty plates of steel taken from a Kuwaiti scrap yard, 2004 style..... CP because they’re usually on GovPlanet for less than $10,000, and real manly men drive HEMTTs.

I bought a car online once, on eBay, a Subie outback. for about 3500, about 2 grand less than anything local. Turned out mostly okay, but Dmitri the Shady Russian had me worried when he was like “Car leave shop probable Monday,” and his voicemail was always full. Anyways, sure, I’d buy from a real dealer online, but I…

Oh maaaaaannnn.... I was looking forward to buying a used Rivian in about ten years.

That website probably goes straight to the Alphabet Bois, right?

Moab pretty much asked everyone to stay home for the corona, yah... their hospital only has 12 beds total, so that could get overwhelmed pretty quick!

Wow! This is kinda like my beater truck I bought last year. However, mine is a 2001 F150 XLT, long bed and extended cab, but came with the 5.4, 4x4, towing package, and topper, but with 145,000 miles. See now, MINE is worth $3500, that’s what I paid for it! But a shorty 2WD? That’s a $1,500 truck.

4th: Do we expect these GM ventilators to rattle loose instantly, but basically run for 200k miles with few problems?