This is hellworthy. 

My cousin had a 9 year old when Phantom Menace came out...She hadn’t seen the movie yet but he had. He gets in trouble for something and he’s mad at her for...you know, parenting him so he’s leaving to go somewhere and he is still mad so he leans out the window and yells “GUESS WHAT MOM...DARTH MAUL DIES!”

My great aunt babysat Ted Bundy. He was super weird as a kid and it was a thing people in the neighborhood gossiped about. Your comment is correct and my comment has nothing really to do with it, its just something I share when the subject of his childhood comes up. :)

So? 

I don’t believe there has to be a God for there to be a heaven. 

In Ali Wongs first stand up special she says this: it takes so little to be considered a bad mom and also so little to be considered a great dad. This is not an exact quote. My son’s father lives by this. He does less than half of what l do in his job and at home, gives my kid junk food and sugary drinks every day,…

This is exactly what happened to me. I am so grateful for my loudmouth pediatrician knocking some sense into me. 

Your story makes my ears bleed with anger. Not at you, hope that was clear. My son would have died. And my mind was stuck in breastfeed mode so at about 5 days old my pediatrician had to practically bully me to give him formula. THANK FUCK she did her job so well. And once I changed to formula my baby was so fricken…

Well that might happen when men finally do their fair share INSIDE the home. But most still don’t and the bar is soooo low that most of them think the minimal they do is worth credit. 

Oh babe. I am so here for for you. 18 years here and finally getting out from under this. This is how emotional abuse works. Ah. It is the worst. 

Right? 

Kinda makes me wonder if Kelsey did something to her and she’s triggered and fucked up because she knew if she came forward no one would believe her...or something. Not that that makes it ok.

I realize this is a long shot but does anyone from Seattle remember in the 90s and early 2000s the small Asian man who would hang out in the clubs and poke women from behind with his erection? He was infamous.  

Yes yes yes

I call him not John Stamos☺

Right? I was 18 in 1993 and wouldn’t have been caught dead in it then... but as a 44year old mom? I don’t have to be cool anymore so it’s actually some of my favorite items of cheap comfy clothing.

I just figured out who this dude is besides NOT John Stamos....I don’t know why I didn’t put together the “Mossimo” thing. Some of my favorite items of clothing as a matter of fact:(  I do not wear fancy stuff....

I don’t feel like anyone really dismissed their opinion...I feel like they asked a question and people answered. People with children understand better than anyone that its not for everyone. That part just kind of goes without saying I guess...but maybe not.

Right? We can’t all be married to Barack.  Fuck

Yeah, us horrible greys and our silly opinions. While outrage isn’t how I would describe it, divorce is usually done to improve lives and miserable marriages are awful for everyone. And my home is much more broken now than it will be when my ex moves out in 2 months. That being said, my son’s father is totally the…