@Ash78, leaving tomorrow: Godspeed, Ash.

Chuck Norris was here.

@Al Navarro: Al, don't worry, you are very far from being a douche. Also, as another German car driver (Mercedes C63) I can see why you would call me a douche. I assure you I am not.

Black Benz, Orange basketball shorts and a whole lotta gold.

I have it on my Blackberry. Toronto is covered in speed traps.

@bkwcraigslist: Well Done.

@supastarnyc: I agree on your comment about smoking a little weed. I mean, it's not like he's telling kids to toke up. People can be so stupid sometimes.

As a PS3 owner, I just bought NFS Shift. It's actually pretty amazing. I'm still holding out for GT5.

@Socialvegetable: That was pedantically awesome.

@Ray Wert: Seriously? That's harsh.

@Alfisted: They aren't the only smokers in Canada.

You guys sure have progressed since the days that I was here. Congratulations. Anyways... This is pretty damn epic. The reason I don't comment is because I feel that Jalopnik isn't the same place it used to be in the good old days. Now I feel all nostalgic. And Ambiguously Unfunny.

This is near I live, right off the 427 near Martin Grove rd. Seeing as this is extremely close to Pearson, I'm gonna say a plane dropped flaming garbage.

I would buy the Audi, repair it, and fit it with a nice set of BBS wheels.

@FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Neiman's is super overpriced. The only thing I ever bought from there was a watch... Which was actually quite nice.

I hope I don't come through as some bitter asshole, but is this really a COTD?

I don't see a Bentley. All I see is an extremely fast and luxurious VW.

@pauljones: Well done, Mr. Armstrong.

Add some Gullwings and a flux capacitor and you got yourself a deal.

@skaycog: In the memory of John DeLorean, I would call it the CoCo.