Nah, officer. It's just a bag full of nutmeg.

@skaycog - Just Say Yes!: Thank you very much.

Peter, before this, were you an inspiration for any Van Gogh works?

@Syrax: That is why I will never buy a Camry.

5-7 Gs? For that much I could get a motorcycle. I know you're saying "You're gonna be old and unable to ride that shit." To you, I say Hell no. I will only pilot chariots of excitement till the day I die, preferably above 150 mph.

@Franzouse: Sorry. I'm still trying to get back into the groove. I haven't been a regular commenter in a while.

If you're gonna put 6 cylinders in, at least make a straight 6.

I have a Citroen that runs on Francium. I have a group of scientist who put out wine and cheese, which attract it, and then, point a gun at it, at which point it surrenders. After that, they put it into a jar, and send it to me via Air France.

Can't wait to see this one on Jerry Springer.

@Buickboy92: That is, I believe, what she said.

Extremely well done.

If anyone from the DEA asks, this isn't a true story. Back in 98 I used to live in Amsterdam. I was a frequent visitor to many of the cafes. I was very involved in the artist culture and the party scene. Anyways, to get prepped for a party, I would drink a glass of absinthe, with a LSD laced sugar cube in it.…

@engineerd: Star!

@pauljones: I understand. It's OK.

@Al Navarro: Noted. So, when will you be back around?

@Al Navarro: See ya, Al. Don't worry, I will cut the swearing. (I friended you too, pauljones.) What happened?

The Mustang, no matter what anyone says, is nailed together well.

@gallahad: Yes, but that has kept prices semi reasonable as opposed to Ferrari.

So... We'll have the 911, the Cayman and the Boxster left. From an enthusiast standpoint: Good. From a financial standpoint: Bad.

I DO NOT want to see it's naughty bits.