@Almostbanned: I've lusted after one of those for a while.

100,000 miles? $45,100? I would vote Crack Pipe, but it's Ghostbusters!

@Almostbanned: You drive a red Espirit? Awesome.

@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: It sounds more like a Germanic and metallic turbo 6 made from everything awesome.

$128,500? Here you go.

@domino: No, that sounds a lot better than marriage.

@Syrax: Well done, motherfucker.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: No pee jokes. Well done.

They should give this to me. So I can hoon it.

@skaycog 0.0: That's awesome!

I will pour out a glass of Napoleon and spill it on top of this car to show my pride even though I'm not French.

Sorry, but no thanks.

@Mobius_1000_Club: Those were both crashes, not spontaneous combustion.

@Syrax: I like your style.

@Syrax: Porsches can catch fire.

He's about to attack us... Oh, wait. Never mind. His electrical system just gave out.

@Syrax: I'd rather die in a blaze of glory... and melted German metal.

Camaros' transmissions grind when launched enthusiastically from the line.

@Leeeeena a Jalopchick: I actually prefer it to the Gallardo.

Now I know how I will spend all my illicit ₣.