@skaycog: What the hell has happened to this thread?

Riding on a train, drinking Havana Club... I remember my last ride. It was from Vancouver to Edmonton.

How bout a shot of whiskey every time they mispronounce Jalopnik.

I have a friend who owns one of these. He lives in Brampton, ON. Not exactly prime fishing and hunting country. He only bought it for monthly hunting trips in North Ontario.

The Shelby is my choice. I like my Hennessy liquid and my muscle cars light.

Hell yeah. I'll take it, and a can of PBR

Next year, to celebrate 100 years, Alfa Romeo will hold a formal dinner party with Alfa Romeo wine, Alfa Romeo cheese and, as party gifts, Alfa Romeo fire starters.

@Come&VetteMe: I'd also rather have a used Vette instead.

@pj134: Honestly, I value every heart-click equally. Whether it's a new commenter or a seasoned veteran.

I'm gonna say it now. I hate the new Camaro. I would so much rather have a Mustang than this new, super heavy, over-hyped car.

@skaycog: Nice picture. Canada Day was wild. A little scotch in your coffee, a little whiskey in your tea and a little alcohol in your washer fluid should keep everyone wiped. Red Green kicks ass.

@.357 Lost The Fuckin Star, Eh: You know, I tried to make Jalopnik look like a place where we knew fine art.

@Ash78: I call it: The place where I never venture.

So it's OK to hold up traffic 5 hours for art? He's lucky I wasn't there, cause I would give his face some creative expression.

@Syrax: Yes, but I was just some little followerless Jalop. Which reminds me, Sketch was my first Jalop follower.

Yes, but what about Orosz and his modernist portrayals of events in a certain automotive racing series using crayons as a medium to demonstrate the utter simplicity of the human essence?

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, dances made by Michael should only be used away from:

@.357 Lost The Fuckin Star, Eh: Two things:

@Everyone: Man, I miss Jalopnik. Especially this thread. I barely have internet, and I would just like to say go on without me. I'll try, but if I can't, I'll be rooting from the sidelines.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: They gave it to you.