@skaycog is ambimoustrous: Hell yeah. And to think how this started... It's amazing. I'm proud of you guys.

You should all applaud the man. He saved a puppy! An innocent animal. The kid should have known better. He was being stupid. He deserved to die, while the puppy didn't. We have decicded to give this man $50,000 and a t-shirt.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: I shot heroin by that age.

@Live_axle: Sadly no. I am Canadian, however. The Red Green Show will be missed.

Fuck cash for clunkers.

@Ambivalently Ambitious Leeeeena: Is that how it is? It's our fault? Friends off Leeena. Friends off.

Nice Price. $3,500. Pontiac. Over and out.

@pauljones: Here's your problem. You take a certain .357's words too seriously.

@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Don't sweat the technique.

@Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax: Maybe it's us. I mean, I'm on Jalopnik a lot more now, and maybe it's just my influence.

@benrobNU: That's way way overpriced. For a few k more, you could get a 997 GT3.

@Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax: By the way, has anyone else seen a decline in the quality of comments on Jalopnik recently? I mean, still higher than my level of "comedy", but is it just me or what?

@Ambivalently Ambitious Leeeeena: I already feel bad for your kids...

@Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax: There's always a spot open in Toronto, Canada. We could be the Unfunny Duo in real life.

@Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax: Nope.

@Ambivalently Ambitious Leeeeena: Alright. What is my favourite brand of whiskey?

@Ambivalently Ambitious Leeeeena: He never told me, but I'm guessing Oprah Winfrey?

@Ambivalently Ambitious Leeeeena: OK, first off I know one of those editor's names too. (I still don't know TAI's. But, I remember you saying that you met him.) I'll even prove it. (check your messages.)

@Ambivalently Ambitious Leeeeena: Ah, but he never told me it, so I can't remember it. Go ahead, try someone else's name. Maybe from Facebook. I promise I won't look.

@Ambivalently Ambitious Leeeeena: Slightly higher?