I'll take that 21 year old soldier. It'll take me awhile to get to him, but I'll be there.....

"Bounce on my thick soldier cock." I hope that guy goes into marketing after his service.

Can I join you on Team Nobody? Or maybe Team Let Huma Do Her Thing For Her Own Reasons Because She Seems Pretty Smart And The Other Two Seem Kinda Awful?

Ask, and you shall receive.

He looks like he is staring into the face of God. The awe and majesty of what is seeing is literally destroying his mind. Only one tiny glimmer of a thought remains within him, and that thought drives him to both ultimate joy and endless despair. For that thought is: "I shall never see anything this beautiful ever…

That... that sloth! That sloth loves that kitty! And the kitty loves the sloth!

All the love. Here, for you. All of it.

At the risk of igniting a firestorm: the article really bugged me on a number of levels, but especially this bit at the end:

Yup, all the penises I've ever dealt with have been clean and delicious and none of them were circumcised.

What, you don't day dream about baby names and what their dicks will look like?

The same people who brag about how sexy their toddlers look.

When we were expecting our children, my husband and I talked about this issue and I was shocked to learn that he was not as progressive on this issue as I had expected. He too was afraid that his son would suffer from a lack of sex and based this, I kid you not, on anecdotes he heard on Loveline!! Many of those…

"An OBGYN mother-in-law asked my friend, who was carrying her grandson-to-be at the time: “Don’t you want him to get blow jobs some day?”"

It's true: uncircumcised dicks are never blown. This is basically what started the two World Wars. You get an entire continent full of uncut, blow job-less dudes and, well, tensions mount and shit is going to get real...

To each her own, and it's really not something we should be judging men on since it's a decision that's made for them.

These people have never, um, been intimate with an uncircumcised penis, have they. Because when everything is working at full power, there's really no apparent difference. I seriously don't get what the fuss is about in that regard. It will have no bearing on anything later on. If it does, well, pick a better partner.…

I have only ever been with uncircumcised dick (I'm European, it's not a 'thing' there, or in most other parts of the world), so I find the thought of a circumcised one a slight turn-off. I'm sure I'd get over it, though.

I can't help but feel like this myth is perpetuated entirely be people who have never actually seen an uncircumcised penis. Because if it weren't, then they would realize that when it's hard (as in, how it would presumably be if one were blowing it), it's almost completely identical to a circumcised penis, with the…

Nothing pisses me off more than the argument around circumcision. I'm not even going to get into it...I'm just going to wait for the shit storm that ensues from the MRA trolls.

You know, ordinarily I'm very Parisian and libertine about the sexual affairs of politicians. If he wants a mistress on the side or wants to consensually bang an intern...whatever. Sexting? Heck, that's nothing.