When one of my grandmothers got too ill to pluck her own hairs, I’d do a salon day on her. Home perm, painted nails, and pluck the hairs. I really hope someone will pluck my hairs for me when I get too blind to do it for myself. :D

It is strangely soothing these days. I think I understand how zitpoppers feel. Plucking…

I started getting some hair on my chin in my mid 20s - started shaving just to wipe it all out. That used to last two weeks. Now that I’m in my mid 30s, I have to shave every other day to stay on top of it. I also pluck the more stubborn hairs that are coarser and darker. The plucking lasts a week. I have already…

I liked the way he flipped that burger with the little hip action on the end. Oh yeah. :D

You had me at ham.

Damnit, that I need on my wall yesterday. :D

That’s exactly how I’m feeling. This is so damned whitewashed and non-representative of the South I grew up in. I get she’s marketing to a certain ‘type’, but that is not the whole South.

No. This is some bland-ass shit. Southern style is more than magnolias and monograms!

Seriously, this idea of lilywhite ‘Southern’ is dead to me. There is so much more diversity to the South than this.

Aw yeah. Dude’s got pipes! :)

I am never that thirsty. He could be the last dude on Earth and I’d still rather ride a Sybian than do anything with him.

Thank you for that link.

I am having the same trouble with that. Followed and harassed and scared the shit out of a woman because they thought she might have a beer. I mean, if she had pulled out mace like I would have, would she even still be alive? The fuck with these cops, man?

The first thing I could think of was “FUCKING SHIT.”

I can’t believe what kind of fucked up shit has been perpetrated against women in times gone by. Babies stolen, women sterilized, experiments... *head explodes* Fuck! It’s EVEN worse because it happened hand over fist more oftne to women of color.

I like your style. *hat tip*

An hour after we broke up long distance (he was kind enough to let me know he was banging his best friend’s girlfriend) I called his best friend-dorm buddy. Told him what my ex was doing and that because my ex likely wasn’t using protection with the other randos on campus he was banging, he should get tested. The guy…

He could have said no to The Wedding Ringer. That ish wasn’t worth the Redbox fee. :/

It really fucks with me because I can actually imagine how that affair started. Abusive as fuck, him promising to take care of her, him promising no one would ever love her like he does... knowing that whatever illness she suffers from would make her doubt her rational doubts! Ugh, this guy just... there are no words.…

Chicken is delicious for any meal, that co-worker doesn’t know what they are missing. :D Co-worker can come judge my cold Margherita pizza habit for breakfast next. Nomnomnom.

Is your dad Italian, by any chance? :D

When I was a kid, if your mom or dad or whomever packed some Oreos or a Ding Dong or a Cupcake in your lunchbag... it was pretty awesome because store-bought desserts were expensive. No one shamed a poor kid for not having lunch, either - that kid got a share of whatever the rest of us had or someone bought the ticket…

I made that the theme song for my current boyfriend. He swats at me playfully because I will sing that randomly when he’s trying to get romantic with me and then he remembers why that’s his theme song.

Dude’s nearly in his 50s and he bounces around on the bed like he’s Tarzan. Not complaining, but it’s hilarious to…