I have a modest proposal on all minimum wage discussions in the news media. They should include a parenthetical about how the hourly wage would translate to annual salary. So $15 a hour($31,200 a year).

Sorry she turned you down, sport. Better luck next time.

Bahahahahahahahahahaha

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

Don’t over think it, Jujy. Though I sort of regret voting for flannal pajamas over cannabis. I dunno. I just thought “vapes are dumb” and had a knee jerk reaction, but who am I kidding? I want a do-over button for when I over react to meaningless polls.

It’s not sad. It’s just the way that we have all been conditioned to think about ourselves. I’m fine with my 3" grey streak running right through the center of my hair. I haven’t dyed it, even though I think it makes me seem much older than my age.

I got all excited to hear about Bieber getting hit with a golf cart.

Pence. Man, he’s always being left out. *kicks dirt*

Ali Wong’s special is so good!

Their entire intent was to create fear, to show this family, even in their own home they are not safe. Even at a child’s bday party. Fuck them. I drink their tears like i do Holtzclaw’s. Cry you sociopathic morons, cry for your inability to get off scott free. At least the system got it barely right this time.

THANK YOU. Ida B Wells taught us, and we walked straight. FOHWTBS about ‘let-downs’ - we were stans for HRC to the very end. Y’all don’t get to be all revisionist on us, we’d nothing to do with the carnage on the 9th.

Conservative sex: fumble, grope, stick, male only and super guilt inducing orgasm, accusatory glaring, roll over and go to sleep.

I can’t help but be like “You don’t SAY. A man who made his career in a field where he’d have lots of access to the bodies of underdeveloped little girls had untoward motivations?”

“well since we’re on the topic I, for one, usually wear a too big for me, decades old conference T-shirt redolent of missed opportunities and gently moistened by tears of exhaustion”

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

Yeah, it’s almost as though there’s just something about them that’s . . . different —

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

I’ve been thinking about Rob Ford lately too, but I actually feel the comparison is somewhat unfair. Yes, he was an entitled, rich boy, loose cannon, addict and a horrible choice for mayor. All that is true. But he did have more than a decade as a city councillor and, as much as he went off the rails, even his…

We can pay attention and organize continent-wide protests. In Canada we can urge our PM to put his money where his mouth is on indigenous rights, and not participate in Keystone until the local community’s concerns have been addressed. We can put public pressure on local authorities with Amnesty-style letter-writing…