I don’t know, but it’s in a Mrs. Buttersworth bottle and it burns as it goes down.

Once again Jason Torchinsky has revealed the truth about automobile design. Automobiles are not primarily a transportation device.

3000 fruckin dollars. Didnt even touch the actual “bumper”... just hollow behind there... also happened at about 1.7 mph.

This sounds like one of those cases where two guys were talking at the bar and one of them said, “Hey, did you know the engine bay of a Caddy is almost the same length and width as the entire back half of an Integra?”

Absolute deathtrap. In the event of a crash, that engine is probably going forward to crush you. The sounds, the fumes, the absolute madness is pretty inspiring. It’d be a nice car to get to drive once. 

Yes, clearly they would drop the price to where they don’t make money.

OR, they already have established savings in the rampup and now 46k models still produce decent margins. 

But tweeets! Musk tweeted! That must be worth like -10 trillion dollars of revenue loss! 

The Musk haters have been mudslinging for so long they can’t do basic math.

They spent a shitload of money building out the ability to mass manufacture Model 3s. Now they are manufacturing a shitload of Model 3s at 20%+ profit per unit. Their investments are paying off. It is pretty simple.

When I first glanced at the cover photo I thought Tesla was adding hood strakes like the Chrysler Crossfire.

Given their ramp-up status on the business maturity curve, it would be strange to see them announce a dividend anytime soon.  They’re very much in growth mode.

No. TSLA is still cash strapped, with a lot of capital expenditure looming in the future. They view reinvestment in expansion as a better use of the money than dividend payout.

That’s over 7,300 Japanese months!

But those are Canadian Months, that’s only 72 months American.

Well, there’s your problem--mixing English and metric measurements on the same sign. Poor driver was trying to math.

Wait, did we just accidentally explain the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet?

From Electrek:

A Tesla representative sent us the following statement without explaining the reason behind the adjustment:

Your order has been delayed due to environmental factors in your region..

I think people in the Midwest believe Tesla is like Tucker or Elio and they keep being surprised to hear good news.