Teal really was the 1993 color. my 1993 LeBaron was teal. Yeah I know, but it was my dad’s car first, and for a girl’s first car was not terrible. But 1993 and teal...  There was an old dude at my church who ALSO had a teal LeBaron sedan. I would accidentally walk over to that car until mine became mine, and then I…

I just actually laughed out loud, sitting on my couch by myself, at the turquoise thing up there. WTF. I love it. 

If modern politics weren’t so bad, here’s a bit of mind blowing news. 1993 is the future, in the near future. All things come round again, but like a copy, a little more mutated.

I have a fork in my hand right now and if I weren’t so fatigued from work I’d be stabbing myself in the eyes.

Why not both? A stanced donk would be a sight to see.

Denny Crane the F**king squirrel doctor over here. 

Wet blanket indeed. At least the little dude got some compassion and help from a kid. How many teenagers do you know that would even care? I know a few that would stop just to torture the thing if it wasn’t dead.

OK, this young man is the hero of the day. Props.

Somebody has to sell drugs...

NASCAR the shit out of your ride with ads for Metamucil, Grape Nuts, Levitra, and AOL. No one fucks with you when you roll that hardcore.

R.O.T.F.L.! 😂🤣😁

Nobody can talk about dreadlocks anymore without making me think of this old SNL gem:

White guys with dreads are the ‘white guys with dreads’ of the dreads world. 

You’re missing out on some serious opportunities if you go the stance route.

Your car may be too low if it’s hung-up on a painted line.

It would look even better if none of the tires touched the ground and just rode around with invisible wheels underneath, and the tires JUST off the ground.

Its not perfectly good given its age. Its outdated and now it is a stanced POS

The more modern term would be ‘twat knot’