Back in 2012, I went to a self service junkyard with my dad. On the lot was a Pontiac Aztek. I then made the comment “even in the junkyard, it’s still an eyesore.” 

I welcome the self-driving future. Yes I enjoy driving on the weekend, but my normal rush hour commute? I’d be happy to let the car handle that while I do something else. And public transportation? From every news story I’ve seen I have no interest in being trapped in a box with filthy, smelly, loud, groppy disgusting…

Yeah, this is Ohio car, so the body structure is rotten, and it’s a rubber-bumper malaise special, not original, blah blah blah. Fuck it, this isn’t a Barrett-Jackson queen. NP. Drive it as is til the doors fall off, then make a Vette Kart.

That... was an interesting choice. 

David Tracy still hasn’t given up his hopes on this Jeep.

Essentially, the Confederation of Australian Motor Sport just isn’t having it anymore.

That was quite an expedition, but I admire your level of focus with the fusion of topics here. This comment was a poetic fiesta, crafted by a literary explorer. I just can’t escape the greatness, even if escorted.

Even if you’re right, this is an idiotic complaint.

Well you see they towed that thing around while it was blasting music, people were partying, and while they do that there’s hundreds of really high and drunk burners on bikes and on foot swerving all over the place around it. Those cages help to ever so slightly reduce the risk of one of them getting under the wheels…

Don’t worry. I’ll keep ‘em coming.

Good. We have as similar hoarder in my community, and his very visible collection of junk is an eyesore. If this guy had at least 50% of his collection stored inside and out of sight, with the rest in a well maintained and kept area, id be a bit more sympathetic. This is just a junkyard. 

Ron is David Tracy’s Ghost of Christmas Future.

Another COTD vote and star.

Oh gosh, take the star. #COTD

Enthusiast already complaining that the stations aren't air cooled. 

All of the merits you gave the Camry pale in comparison to the fact that you conveniently neglected to mention. It’s absolutely, disgustingly, heinously ugly and might be the most unattractive car on sale today.

Me: This Supra is so old.

“Yeah, but look at all the women he DIDN’T murder.”

Considering all four of his victims were found *just this month*, that reads like escalation to me. I'm sure there are more, spaced further back. You generally don't go from murdering nobody to murdering four women in a period of weeks.

I’m sure the outrage from the right will be every bit as loud as it was when an undocumented immigrant killed a woman in Iowa a month ago. After all, they wouldn’t want to be seen as a bunch of hypocrites who only get upset over women being murdered when it suits their political agenda.