I just love that storyline in the book.

“It used to be the thing,” Williams says. “Someone would stop you, like, ‘yo, where’d you get those?’ and you play it cool. ‘Out of town,’ something like that. You would never tell someone where you got your shoes from, because you’ve gotta keep that for yourself. Those are your own unique statement. That’s hip-hop.” 

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Has anyone checked to see if Jim was a courier for mouse organ transplants in Australia 25 years ago??

I’m calling it right now, alternate timeline Jim Tomsula. 

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

Once cooler heads prevailed, the gentlemen agreed to disagree on whether This Love or Girls Like You had been the best part of Maroon 5's performance.

Even Patriots fans can’t stand Patriots fans.

Listening to “The Essential Nina Simone” and quite enjoying it.  She has a great voice.  Thank you, Internet Stranger, for setting me straight.

they have had absolutely zero influence on the history or direction of music

Serious question: do people still enjoy watching football? Like, does the actual act of the game bring you joy? I reduced my football viewing to only Packers games and even then I spent more time apoplectic at the refs than marveling at the acts of athletic prowess on the field. The Super Bowl this year had my…

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

I felt the same way when I attended my first live F-Zero race. It looks way slower on the SNES than it does in person. Those fuckers are crazy.

More like DeKanter, because you have to be patient while he airs it out, and it doesn’t really make a difference in the end. 

You are, of course, 100% correct. But you could’ve chosen any word in the dictionary and it still works.

It’s really cool and normal how this country loves guns, guns are great, we need guns everywhere, more guns in schools, teachers gotta have guns, but also if you put someone’s name on a gun, or you take a picture of yourself with a gun, or pull out a gun, you’re committing crimes and threatening people’s lives. That…

yeah bitch, star and move on

Cursive is typically taught in about third grade. But we get it -- you were advanced and wanted us all to know it. 

Square toed Kohl’s shoes no less. 

I fully expect Patrick Peterson to show up to Death Valley in one of those barrels with suspenders. He’s a corner, after all!

Protip: The body is still in the go kart whether you look at the picture or not.