I know. Im really upset my parents weren’t more wealthy

• if you simply must drive during this celestial event, you can safely look at the eclipse through a moonroof, but not a sunroof.

This is unbelievably dumb, this is an event that has gone on for multiple years and is well known. You can’t plan for neo nazis plowing a crowd with your vehicle a year+ in advance.

A giant wing on a coupe? Can’t you see the consistent roof line of a shooting brake? Obvious as hell to me...

For 40k, you probably can find a near new SS, which is a better car and has a better shot at someday being a classic.

I grew up in Oklahoma, Nate.

I also hate this process. Buying a car shouldn’t take 5 hours, but some how it does. To minimize frustration I married and my spouse is a tenacious negotiator.

This is one of my worst fears, and exactly why I’ll pull the car over if anyone tries putting their feet on my dash - or nag the fuck out of anyone who does if I’m not driving.

Well, here’s at least 5 engineers or scientists on kinja commenting.

Chemist/Chemical engineer here.

You have an 83? Well, well, Mr. Fancypants.

This is not a real facebook mom problem.

Yeah, I’ve heard this story before and it usually takes a few days to a couple of weeks before he chews through his restraints and is off to the races again.

I am sure the Bull will make an appearance in the China shop whenever he thinks he needs to set the record straight

“It was for don’t save the children”

I know right, what a douche. Screw everybody else that might collide with it as he already took out 1/3 of the lanes. Its all about him of course.

I was sold until the horrible AutoZone badge letters on the grill reinforcement. How tacky can you get, man.

So I guess the Department of Defense website’s Transgender Policy page with links to documents on how to implement said policy is... lemme guess... “fake news?”

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

You were looking directly at Hugo Weaving and didn’t realize it. All hope in Jalopnik is lost.

I’m a 20-year Blackstone customer and didn’t even realize they did this. I’m glad to see somebody is making use of Big Data to NOT sell me something for a change.