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He’s been an understated joy since he joined the league. So much fun to watch, so damn cool all the time...who doesn’t like an icy shooter who can ALSO D up as needed?

Not only was Oklahoma City on fire last night, it seemed like they were getting all the calls to go their way.*

I’m becoming a Dame fan. So cool and unruffled. In a similar situation, Kevin Durant would have created a dozen fake Twitter accounts by now.

The Thunder are a bunch of piss babies and they proved in last night.

It’s a really great and accurate quote too.

I mean good for Simmons for getting his, but...was Dudley’s assessment all that wrong? He is excellent in transition, and fine, maybe slightly above average in half-court due to his distribution skills. But guarding him one-on-one is not much of a challenge for a lot of players because of how much they can sag on him.

I’ve said this before, but the nicest thing I can say about Dame is that he is actually as good as Blazer fans think he is. Especially now that he’s added “can play some defense” to his skillset. If the dude played in a bigger market he’d have made at least twice as many All Star teams by now.

(I love me some Blazer

I feel incredibly fortunate to get to watch Dame in person. Great player, great teammate, leader, he does a lot for the community too and is completely committed to the Blazers organization.

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I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

Holy hell Luis, excellent writeup! I especially love the inclusion of the stats/analytics. More of this type of soccer coverage, please!

I’m far from a Ronaldo fanboy and think that Messi is the better, more-skilled player, but if Ronaldo played for Argentina instead of Messi they would have won the 2014 World Cup, 2015 Copa America and who knows what else.

No one cares, Shane. You got your 15. Just soak it in and enjoy the games from home.

It’s funny that you named yourself ChinaGirl, because you are soft like glass and act like a 6 year old lil lady. Were you happy when Russell didn’t make you call him daddy....or maybe that’s why you strike out in stupid, short bussed fury? Got a lil taste for black men? It’s cool Shane; I mean, you aren’t pleasing

Westbrook is a completely stacked athletic marvel who would absolutely whip the shit out of Mr. Keisel.  I pull you out of the grays to say as much, and in hopes of a good ol’ fashion pile-on from others.

Fitting that he used to work for the Highway Patrol. This is the sports fan’s equivalent of repeatedly yelling “Stop resisting!”

Exactly! I think it’d be good for the NBA to have a Malice in the Palace type brawl every few years to remind assholes like this guy that the people they’re heckling are PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES who can, and will, beat that ass if you step out of line  

The NBA should also put Utah on a warning saying if anything like this happens again they’ll have an empty arena game like it’s the Serbian National soccer team or whatever