I really, reeeeeaaaally do not want the Patriots to win, but good god I am all horned up at the thought of Philly fans and sports media imploding on themselves. A real Sophie’s choice, if you will.

FACT: Nobody has been murdered by Aaron Hernandez since the Patriots cut him. You can all thank them now.

His column is fucking mindroasting:

“We have heard your complaints about the gourmet chef who served you a shit sandwich. In response, we have fired the gourmet chef, and in the future your shit sandwiches will just be heated up in a microwave. You’re welcome.”

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

oh ffs i just saw he hung himself NEAR A LITTLE LEAGUE FIELD. how disgusting. he’s not supposed to be around children and then he kills himself where they could potentially see him?!

Good riddance. I don’t care if he didn’t actively molest or abuse a child, he’s still complicit in the production of child pornography and the abuse that entails.

for an attention, so we dare not to forget about her pathetic existence

If I posted pictures of myself nekked on the interwebs (Note: No) I certainly wouldn’t want my family members responding to it. Jesus, what at they, the fucking Lannisters?

We’ve all see her naked, so many, many, many, many times.

Nope. She’s Italian. Canadian Italian, I guess, but Italian. Thru and thru.

It’s not even Bruno’s best album.

24K is a good album but its not great.

Yes, yes, great performances, but then the Grammys went and had to be the Grammys with the actual awards. I said it in the previous thread, but picking Bruno Mars - who is talented as hell - for Album of the Year is such a extra-as-fuck Grammy thing to do. It’s totally tone-deaf given the dimes, particularly given…

As expected, the Grammys went the safer route and gave album of the year to Bruno Mars instead of Kendrick Lamar. Not mad at Bruno, I’m a big fan, but I think it was the wrong choice

Products aren’t “Black” even if mostly black people use them.

So white people are biying biying afro combs, and picks, and s curl and shea butter and just for me perm kits?

Products aren’t “Black” even if mostly black people use them. 

I’m sorry, but I’ve worked retail beauty before (NOT Walmart), and we NEVER restricted access to our ethnic haircare lines, because they sold well but were not high enough value to warrant security tags/lock up. Expensive make up lines? Sure. For ALL complexions. Expensive hair appliances? Sure. For ALL hair types.…

It takes some seriously hardcore racism to lock a FORTY-EIGHT-CENT comb behind glass! Society trusts white children (children, as everyone knows, being kleptomaniac little monsters) not to steal candy costing much more from impulse racks designed to invite children to grab things from them. Holy shit.