I’m not a breed person, but say that to someone who owns a Bull Terrier and they’ll rip your face off.

Two or three bowls.

I like to imagine him in the Good Place, watching the game in his Budhole.

Pal, it’s really on you that you can’t appreciate what is inarguably the finest show on network and possibly all of tv right now

Deep down, you care. and it keeps me warm at night.

Brother, any right thinking Pats fan - like you and me - should honor the memory of Jacksonville’s finest citizen, pater patriae Jason Mendoza, and just accept that this may not be our year, but, rather, the year of what is easily one of Northeastern Florida’s Top 10 Swamp Cities

Depends how raw the water is.

He looks perfectly natural in his little red gloves! No problems here!

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

Gonna be a long three days in the hyperbaric chamber for that hand.

Hasn’t Tom Brady always been on the injury report as a form of gamesmanship?

No, he gets sent to the pound.

How were we supposed to know that the bingo board itself would transform into the new Nintendo accessory?

Love it or hate it, you can honestly say that this wasn’t anywhere on anyone’s “Nintendo Announcement” bingo board.

This is the weirdest, coolest, most doomed-to-fail thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Well done Nintendo. Did not expect this AT ALL.

“Build your own damn peripherals.” - Nintendo

Mr. Trump, are the rumors true that you will build a Trump Tower in Wakanda to help repair relations with the African nation?

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?