Yeah, demand a refund.

I feel like smart people who get plastic surgery don’t get it to look super young but just to look the best version of themselves at their age.

Spending more time with the family. Isn’t that the excuse people give when there’s an impending scandal?

Most us the guys I know from home that signed up, did so because we weren’t going to college and the power plant wasn’t hiring. Delivering pizza’s can get old real quick. Sure there were some thoughts of patriotism and the like mixed in, but mostly we were stuck in poor dead end towns with no decent jobs.

As a veteran I am sick and fucking tired of being used as a poster for the right in general. Like a lot, maybe most, people I signed up for a lot of reasons, family, circumstance, patriotism and to get the fuck out of small town. If I’d known 30 years later my service would used like this, I would’ve taken that job at…

I don’t understand how you can vote for Obama and then the man that tried to oust him by starting that birtherism nonsense, and who is basically a white supremacist bred by white supremacists.

Actually, feminism helps avoid the female character binary of “Badass assassin lady who kicks stuff and never cries” and “hot girlfriend or wife who nags their fat husband and doesn’t let them have any fun”. Portraying a woman as multi-faceted - say, being a snarky alcoholic but also desperately wanting to connect…

Hey, don’t take this the wrong way, but I think your coverage might be a little biased.

I’m jealous. You’re clearly way higher than me right now.

Last season, he was the reason that Mike Tomlin used to keep the other players from kneeling! Really nice of him to continue to make him the center of how the Steelers deal with this situation.

More jobs for “Real Americans™!”

I love that Pres. Dotard’s suggestion for a fan protest was to leave the stadium when you saw a protest, abandoning a ticket you probably paid over $100 for. That’ll teach the NFL a lesson!

What’s gonna happen when all these guys are fired?!

Booing during the national anthem? Those true fucking patriots.

How will ANY team win today with these distractions. Could set a record for ties today.

So Leshon McCoy was the notable player to kneel for the Bills. Malcolm Jenkins was a notable player to kneel for Philly. Interesting to note there were no notable Jets, but that has nothing to do with the protests.

The issue is that many of the shows don’t “glorify violence or celebrate some guy acting like an asshole.”

That is horrifying. I’ve always realized that the Gang are horrible people who destroy peoples lives. That’s why the show can get away with a lot of offensive jokes, the protagonists are always the but of the jokes.

One of the primary criticisms leveled against Rick And Morty fans is that they mistakenly valorize Rick as a sort of uber-nerd, a shit-talking asshole who’s too smart to abide by normal social rules. Rick is always right, and when he isn’t, he still comes out on top, probably with a catchphrase and an episode-ending…