This is exactly like letting Pablo Escobar design his own prison and letting his own men guard him. This will go well.

I really, really love the transition to “Turn Down For What” right after the dude goes through the table. Perfect timing.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Pretty sure we can just use a tarp. Matt Damon told me so.

One small step for mars,

I’m no rocket scientist, but if you want to use retrograde rockets, you’ll need fuel - probably a lot of it. which means more mass, which means more fuel at take off from earth, which means more mass to store that extra fuel, which means even more takeoff fuel, which means more money, etc.

"Easier" isn't the only factor to consider. Sending fuel for option two is costly. Especially when you consider the additional weight for the equipment needed to conduct such a burn.

MORE LIKE SLOW-BE BRYANT.

My god, he’s so slow.

I’m not a religious man, but I’m on my knees, chanting skyward, “Please hire Lane Kiffin.”

Upon further review, there was no intent to kick. Suh just stumbled. Entirely inadvertent.

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

If all online conversations went like this, the internet would actually be a pleasant place.

The costs are mammoth.

Ichiro is so awesome. Imagine if he started playing in the majors when he was 20 instead of 29. He’d have had one of the greatest careers ever.

Microgravity is all fun and games till somebody has to pee

The child was so scared that she was speaking in tongues.

I feel like that streak may also be broken this NFL season.