He needs to be careful. The last time a Tiger hit that many holes that hard, his career was never the same again.

Is “Stick to sprouts” your final answer?

I like it better when you write about food.

This photograph does not look real; there’s something wrong with it. I just can’t put my finger on it.

I’m impressed he ate a quarter. Johnny Manziel has yet to show he can even handle a nickel.

Doctor: Like they say, that and a quarter will get you a cup of coffee.

I think this also happened to Rex Ryan when he was young — he learned from an early age how to get a shitty quarter back.

The first time in quite a while a Bills quarterback successfully passed an entire quarter.

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

The Patriots are that guy in co-ed softball who played a little college baseball, wears batting gloves and sneaks in an illegal bat that hits balls 100 feet over the fence. Sure with a normal bat they’d go 30 feet over and he’s still the best on the field but FUCK HIM. He also slides into a girl at 2nd base with his…

What did he do? Killed them all, of course.

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

What did he do? He rocked this motherfuckin’ look.

If Belichick had anything to say about it, his god damn job!