I don't know if they technically gave it, or if someone hacked it. All I know is, it's a Godsend.

What happens in Soviet Russia?

Saw M5, voted NP. That is all.

I own a 2005 Mustang GT and a 2000 BMW M5. It's not like I didn't know what I was getting myself into. I'll keep calm and carry on. Gotta get where I gotta go, and if it costs more to do so in cars I enjoy, so be it.

Screw "El Paso," how about "Big Iron?"

Only thing wrong with it in this context is the fact that it isn't a Boss '9.

::crosses Tera Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Katy Perry and Kate Hudson off mental List of Hot People::

You sure?

I can't find any pics online, but anyone else remember seeing Salma Hayek in the flat black Scout at the end of "Desperado?" Same principle.

When they were new, yeah, but now I have to imagine the heavy-breathing anorak factor is through the roof.

For some reason this is who I always picture driving these. I know it's just me but I can't escape it.

And for our female and non-traditional male readers, the 308 still applies.

Don't get me wrong, I'd love to have either... but I come closer to ruling those two cars out on the basis of not wanting to put up with the associated stereotype than any other car, ever.

An obviously track-prepped Miata. When is it not the answer?

A little browsing on the Intarwebz may turn up a surprising amount of info if you're into that sort of thing. I found full, free access to BMW's TIS, part number listings and diagrams online.

Right, checking Tundra off the list then...

+1,000,000. Any girl in an M is automatically hot, no matter what (so long as we're not talking X-series Ms, which really aren't Ms at all.) Bonus points if it's not an E46 or E9X M3, because those are the obvious choices. Still hot, but obvious. But a girl in an E24 M6, or an E30 M3, or a Clownshoe, or an E39…

Do flat-brimmed caps and Monster Energy Drink tattoos spin your gears?

My wife's daily driver is the E39 M5. So that's my answer.

If they build it, I will come.