I like to go to crowded bonfires and yell, “THEATER!”

Exactly.  This piece is so god damned intellectually dishonest.  It was the “whatever” comment that got folks the most pissed and to intentionally leave it out of the story is garbage writing.  

I’ve never seen someone reply to an out of the office email before.

Sooooo many great tunes. But...

“Officers, I swear it wasn’t me.

Really? You take that as pro war?

As a teenager when the Hughes teen rom-com movies came out, I held my tongue because I didn’t really care for any of them. I knew the kids he was trying to depict, but none of his characters rang true to me at all. Sixteen Candles and Pretty In Pink were just sort of ‘meh’ to me.

Amy Schumer got “arrested” the same way she writes her “original” jokes.

Something something 5 hole.

You are a terrible person.  Not really, just isn’t in your wheelhouse.  I get that.

A very tongue in cheek, yet faithful “metal” cover.

If anyone knows about putting his hands all over young women, it’d be Joe.

Racist trope. Lychee and Dog Meat Festival in Yulin, China.

Booker probably should have read that email he so heroically released.

I saw that tour. Whitesnake was still opening for them, right before “Here I Go Again” blew up and they started headlining.

Well...Phil is a god.

Toobin is a dishonest fucking moron. I don’t know anyone who equates Antifa with anything other than pasty white internet tough guys.  It’s shameful he would even try to turn this into a race issue.  

What’s that?  There’s a single award for a movie that I may have enjoyed but isn’t worthy of best picture?  And it’s going to be announced sometime during a three hour plus telecast?  Well sign me up!!!

Where the fuck is the little penguin who cries ice cubes?  This is an outrage.

So they got a gig, then. Excellent.