There would have to be the girl willing to share his affection with a pile of rusty jeeps

He’s probably glad he lost it so now he can go around telling everyone this story. Probably derived utility from it, I’d imagine.

Is there like a Worst Comment of The Day that I can nominate the above for? 

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

We’re so dead.

THe lengths that Toyota is going through (tuning it to sound differently) to convince the world that this isn’t merely a re-badged BMW make me wonder just who it is they are trying to convince?

Cars have gotten so expensive these days.  They’re supposed to be utilitarian work vehicles, what a ripoff.

I suggest we impose a 25% Tariff on all German sports sedans that no longer offer manuals and/or wagon variants for the US market.

Them are some nice mirrors, its like I helped work on the prototypes or something

The jig is up.

In Soviet Russia, Customers advertise to YOU!

When did $kay get a pilot’s license?

Late Stage Capitalism is begging corporations for the privilege of buying their goods.

Actually, I think it’s “what ... the fictional fuck” but yeah.

They don’t even proof read their own blogs, so I believe you’re right.

What... the actual fuck.

Actual winner of COTD:

You mean Musk is doing and saying whatever it takes to keep the company alive? You don’t say.

Whether or not Tesla ultimately survives, I think it has been a success for advancement of electric vehicles. Tesla showed it was possible, now comes the competition. That’s good for everyone, even if it ends up being bad for Tesla.

Meanwhile, his agent’s business card remains untouched.