My yard is a forest. Yes, I know how lucky I am. p.s. That's not a hobbit, just a short person who's a ways away.

Freaky cool kids are supposed to be ours! What the hell? Get back into your pleated chino pants and sensible collared shirt—oh f-it, I'll just wait until you hit 24; you'll do it yourself.

You are the best person ever! The only reason you're not getting flowers delivered to your door tomorrow is because this is the internet and you could be a 12yr old milkmaid and I'd be arrested. Which is sort of cruel and unkind (to you) when you think about it.

I'm actually trying to write a fairly important piece of work right f-ing now but every 20 minutes i think, "well that was a sentence; what's on the internet?" And then I lose track of what the f i was doing and by the time I get back into it I think "isn't there some other music that would provide cooler thinking…

Does everything in America breakdown along 'two party' lines?

Yea but that's not what they're doing here. The producing, processing, distribution and sales are still illegal which means that tons of people are still going to go to jail. Is this better than nothing? Yes. Is this action meaningful? To consumers of pot, and especially young minorities yup. But people should…

Is this "mom"* clothing?

I'm a non-american non-lawyer. What the hell is fedsoc and what do they do?

Your post reminded me of an old (and bad... I know this) lesbian joke:

Thank you for my morning chuckle

Give me your address and money and I'll help you out with this. You call is "working out" and I'll call it "therapy".

Why don't I rewrite this for you:

Stupid people with highspeed internet connections are dangerous to themselves and others.

This.This.This.

You've got to make it obvious—like these guys

"Man’s Giant Gargoyle Cock Sculpture" Man's giant sculpture of a gargoyl with a cock. The cock is not giant nor is the cock gargoyle-like. Although I'd love to see that.

Don't these things poop everywhere and chew electrical cords? And just for badness: where would you put the snares?

Yes. We really don't need this guy to get his hate-on. It's a pretty miserable place to begin with.

You got there before me.

You dis Cirque I'm taking my Canadian butt down to where you live and... giving you a stern talking to because I'm Canadian. Have you seen a Cirque show? I'm man enough to admit I cry like a baby: it's so damn crazy amazing. This girl's spacial awareness and general athleticism might get her into their summer school…