NO NO NO NO! You totally could have called this article "Culture Wars." Do I have to think of everything around here?

I believe Chobani. If they had stolen Fage's recipe, their yogurt would taste much better.

I firmly believe that the greek yogurt wars are a ploy by the one percent to create dissension among the liberal upper middle class.

Or just buy thick yogurt?

Hamilton is going to lose his mind.

Based on their website it seems like they also spend a lot of time taking credit for the cancellation of TV shows that they find to be immoral as well. It is funny that a group so worried about what is wholesome spends so much time, apparently, plopping their kids in front of the TV.

meat culture

Meh as opposed to all the human laborers who are essentially slaves picking all the vegetables. I'd rather eat a factory farmed animal.

Sounds like you failed to read the article at all.

Can we at least paint flames on the ships so they look like they go faster?

True that. On the other hand, all that would still accurately depict most fauxgressive dudes. You know, the ones that call themselves liberals or progressives, while calling people bigotted slurs "ironically", and making rape jokes.

I like this show too, but if we're looking for a liberal propaganda show we can do better than a show that is set in New York but has no black people on it, except Wayne Brady, and presents Barney as a lovable scamp and the women he manipulates into sleeping with him as dumb sluts who get what they deserve.

I don't hate rear-view cameras. They're useful. I hate spending money on things I don't need. I don't need a rear-view camera because I'm not an idiot.

She doesn't "already [have] more money than she knows what to do with", she knows perfectly well what to do with it- she pays her taxes and donates so much of it she dropped off the billionaire list! She said the government helped her so much when she was poor she feels it's her honor to pay them back so they can…

I'm a day late for Fuck it Friday, but seriously fuck this week. I got my period, so my fertility treatments didn't work for a second straight cycle. Work was hellish - extra hours all week and accidentally stepping on people's oh-so-tender egos. I have tendinitis in my knee so I can't run my frustrations away. …

brave or crazy?

I have been irrationally struggling with NuKinja. I've spent more time reading troll posts than ever before. I've tried the add-ons and tricks, but none seem to work for me. I have no where to go after I piss off Reddit. *sad face*

That's right, even when someone is trying to help you; if they say something stupid, the only reasonable way to respond is by demanding their termination.

I never thought I'd live to see the day a star athlete married a beauty queen.

My dad always points out (at least when its relevant to the conversation) that he and all the kids he knew took weekly baths until June Cleaver was on TV telling Wally and the Beave to take their daily baths. Suddenly, everyone was bathing daily. A presentation of normalcy can impact big change.