Did you try to pick those eyelids off after snapping the pic, for the good of humanity?

It's just common courtesy and class. Obviously the author has none. And yes its because you didn't pay up for first class. 

When we were in Rome for our Honeymoon in 2017, someone had poured red dye into the the Trevi Fountain as a form of protest. Subsequently they shut the fountain off. That might be my only chance to have seen the Trevi Fountain in all its glory, but some asshat ruined that for me.

It’s still spewing plenty of toxic black unburnt diesel fuel. Rolling coal all over themselves

Nothing says I care about the environment like wasting produce and driving around a big ass diesel truck.

Lincoln LS

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

“...and we provide a padded bag in the truck just so you can store those freedom panels in the truck and they won’t bounce against each other and scratch up...”

Я просто вставил в крюк, чтобы я мог повесить этот автограф с портретом царя Путина

The wheels can be quickly swapped, and the hood scoop can be removed. You may even be tempted to make this car look tasteful and close to stock.

I looked at the screengrab at the top and figured you were referencing the “Miami Dade Comm College” exit sign.

“He was a half step on the track”

Reroute? Sounds complicated. Delete on the other hand... you’ll get that real signature 90's Camry sound.

Right. Fascist... <eye roll>

I’ve read this sentence four times and still don’t know what you’re trying to say.

High beltlines and thick A, B, and C pillars are ruining cars. Peak Camaro is approaching.

Two out of three ain’t bad...

“Excuse me ur corn iz gone bad.”

This is a really weird comment.