Crank windows are awful. One press up and down windows are great. 

Now I know yall be lovin’ stick shifts right here 

That mash is totally getting banged.

Reliability schmeliability... the MKIV is the best looking Golf after the original. Fight me!

The /s stands for sarcasm. 

And yet you bought it.

Thankfully Saab has all of the answers to our dogfighting camera needs

She would be the prelude to my divorce...

In terms of construction, you are supposed to merge later on, thus allowing more cars to flow. I mean, you are not supposed to race down the lane and merge at the very last moment, but you are also not supposed to merge too soon either, that’s how you make matters worse.

Days of Thunder fucking rules.

You can hold the button up. You’re welcome.

LoL, 20 MPH:

That, to me, is the archetypal central Amsterdam car.

If you’ve gotten caught already then there’s no self-incrimination. You’ve already been incriminated.

The correct price is right there on the license plate.

Or just eat ‘em. Help boost that immune system.

It looks like it would fit a .380