I know this much: Mark Judge is now running for his life. I am expecting someone with deep pockets to hide him very well. Reminds me of a Dudley Moore movie where he’s hiding from someone at an out of the way seaside resort. He gets paged at the bar for a phone call:

If you were Mark Bennett, would you truly destroy those tapes? 

That word was probably in the first draft of his tweet.

The personification of a mountain of shit.

They are watching the players practice how not to kneel.

He was told that two years ago by Obama and kept going. Time for warning is over.

Those carpetbaggers in Congress are going to prop him up or hide his drooling body Howard Hughes style for as long as they can maintain the majority and milk him.

“Welp, there’s no getting around this one guys. This will definitely, definitely be the thing that finally brings Trump down. Trumpers can put up with a lot, but they will NOT like being lied to, that I can tell you.”

How could Pirro NOT be owned by her? Pirro doesn’t have the sound booth on her side in this case and can’t spew nonsense here.

On day two, the Russian ambassador should be told that his credentials have been revoked and to take his staff with him. 48 hours.

He only left out the usually present chestnut “everyone knows”.

trump was summoned to Helsinki, forced to meet alone with our greatest enemy, then dared to say anything against him during the press conference. In short, he was grabbed by the P and took it.

I don’t think it’s love at all; Putin owns him and forced him to dance on a needle in front of the whole world today to make sure there is no doubt about it. 

Never was.

Well, it’s obvious that there have been some sane people within his administration who have tried to correct him or talk him out of doing certain things; but what do you do when he still does them?

Considering all of his other moral, ethical, character, and legal failures, wearing a tie at the proper length would be putting lipstick on a pig.

They should modify the blimp and add plumes and epaulets in anticipation of his military parade this Fall. 

It wasn’t missed. Trump tried to shut it down, but the AG wouldn’t allow it because the foundation was under investigation. It was covered by the media, but took a back seat to the Trump university case.

Nunes is auditioning for his next gig: Concierge at Trump Tower.

The only confusing thing about all of this is that this explanation’s lifespan is only one day. trump, ghouliani, and the gomer pyle lookalike will each have completely different explanations tomorrow.