Huge dragon ports

All of them

Cough.http://delorean.com/

Well there probably wasn't any bodywork to do, just sanding.

Can we arrest the duck under probable cause?

Sorry to be an ass... I was reading that situation wrong. I know my band line ups.

Why is there a giraffe in space? Wtf kia? What is this marketing?

"You could pretend to be Joe Walsh in yesterday's limo-like 2007 Maserati Quattroporte, which was priced so that almost anybody could fly like an Eagle. " That's the wrong band reference...

Hi, thanks for joining us! As I ask all guests, would you hoon/drive/annoy other racers by driving around the paddock with a car like this?

I know the public transit busses around here still use them.

What an ugly ship... /useless observation

Octane Booster

Here's the build thread: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/tag/emma it gets decals tomorrow hopefully.

As per usual: Hi! Thanks for joining us! What is your stance on a car like this? Would you rally one to death? Would you own one? Thanks!

Basically like the original Deathrace 2000 movie haha?

One ping. One ping only.

Well if they don't want their "old" teslas anymore, I'm willing to deal with the problem.

Holy shit! That's so much worse than I expected. Get better Jules!

You are my new favorite human being.