one of the dumbest things of this season has been the unapologetic PR that Brady has gotten for his TB12 snake oil from the football press. at best it’s usually “haha look at this weird recipe!” while printing wholesale what its supposed “benefits” are without any critique. At worst, it’s this freaking advertorial in…

I’m much more confused by the fucking Warriors who have already dropped three and busted dick this offseason to maintain their other-worldly core line up.
It’s like they used a fucking monkey paw to wish to be the best team in the NBA and they only get that power for the first two quarters a game.

Wait, Studio C?

It really does.

I mean you have to be really really picky to say no to any kind of bacon.

Sure, somewhere there may be a line that shouldn’t be crossed, but I have yet to find a bacon I didn’t like. Even bacon bits usually even the sketchy 99 cents kind is passable.

“These spoiled millionaires should be grateful they get to play a kids game”

“Amateurs.”

i find that “stilted and jargony” is the default setting for most “insider” sports reporters

“If what your country is doing seems to you practically and morally wrong, is dissent the highest form of patriotism?”

*hug*

I am a firm believer that if enough opposing players fuck with him on the court, he’ll turn into a bust. Domineering fathers produce mentally fragile sons. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW 

(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)

Somewhere, Conor McGregor is watching this and furiously taking notes for his next fight.

+1. A very well written piece.

I just skimmed this, but I’m intrigued by the idea of putting Philadelphia inside a hole on the moon.

When baby items are gate checked, they go into the hold last, so that they can be quickly retrieved as parents deplane. There would be no “digging around in checked luggage” for it, it’s literally the last thing they put in. AA refusing to go get it was just a dick move, especially when she’s traveling solo with a…

the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

I initially read this as “more reasons to love and fear Carrie Fisher,” which I think is equally applicable.

A: “Stop whispering.”
B: “Stop whispering in Spanish.”

I know, only a two word difference. But you’re saying a lot more in B than in A.