Clearly, a regime change is needed. The cult-leading, nuclear war-hungry, authoritarian madman has to go.

Maserati loves company.

Nope

Shhhhh. Let me have this.

Go watch a team of 8yos playing any Saturday anywhere. It’s obvious which teams have coaches who play to win, for better or worse. At that age, just clearing the ball can make up for a ton of shortcomings against better teams.

opioid abuse is an idiotic case?

Boats are the cars of the sea

“With All Disrespect” would make a great album title…

And Alabama is red, not green. Duh.

It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.

Digital snitches get e-stitches!

Friday story time! We’re at the Preakness. Like any major day-drinking event, groups that otherwise would not associate with each other (friends of friends of friends etc.), often with remarkable interactions.

FAVORITE GIF EVER.

As many other terrible things as Richard Spencer has said & done, I’m not sure that word has come out of his mouth since someone else dealt with him effectively over that ...

Any picture either with a horse or riding a horse on a dating profile is an automatic left swift for me. And there are way more than I would have thought.

Horse people are usually terrible people.

Oy vey! Orthodox, conservative, reformed—it don’t matter—if you’re going to Temple, you should be Jewish, not Catholic.

I’m pretty sure most of them aren’t exactly sure what a college is.

I like your style.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.