I choose to interpret this graphic to mean that this young man’s name is Stephen F. Austin Ladyjacks.

With a name like that, this kid’s going places.

This is what every Hot Wheels car I ever owned looked like after a few hours of playtime.

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I’m fairly certain that it’s my fate to be devoured by possums. It’s the Nebraska way.

My digestive system rarely has the decency to give me more than 5 minutes warning for poop time. I don’t blame the guy in the least, and would probably do the same in his situation. Fortunately, I live in rural Nebraska, so if I need to poop, I just pull to the side of the road and take care of business. We keep a…

For me, the big difference is that the government has a recent history of abusing access to private digital information on a massive scale, and they can do so without my knowledge, which is much harder to pull off with a home or other physical location.

I can see the *argument* for a charge call here, but honestly, that whole team is completely AWOL on defense here. I see no rhyme or reason to what any of the white jerseyed players are doing.

If you’re in pain, you’re much less likely to feel euphoric, or high in any sense. The sensation is much different taking the drug when you aren’t combating physical pain.

That was my thought too. Sadly, for American medical care, this is practically cheap.

Old school Sci fi music is the best music.

Missouri football team- You are in the right. Your cause is just, and I hope your stand will have positive results VERY VERY soon.

I cried when our girl’s volleyball team made the playoffs. By way of explanation, I’m the school’s band director, and our pepband is expected to play for all playoff games. Halfway across Nebraska in a school bus filled with hyped up junior high kids...

I rarely have nightmares with my episodes, but they are often combined with sleep apnea, which means I can’t breathe, and I can’t move. Generally speaking, that’s quite terrifying enough without adding demons into the mix.

As a music major, I played in my college’s orchestra. I registered for it as a class, received credit towards graduation, all that stuff. As part of that class, I played in the pit orchestra for a college opera production. I got paid for that service, in spite of the fact that the production itself wasn’t expected to…

He certainly doesn’t start off well, but somehow it still manages to get worse.

I played a house show once! Which isn’t that special, I guess, but how many people can say they played in a tuba quartet opening for a punk band called Mystery Meat.

I found The Great Boer War by Arthur Conan Doyle to be a very interesting read.

That dude is awesome.

Every year I cross my fingers and hope that Texas will make the list. Turns out that 2015 wasn’t my year. Come on 2016!

I’m not a true basketball fan, just some dude from Nebraska who’s enjoying some top notch competition in this series. The Warriors are the better team, and Curry is so amazing to watch, but you’d have to be in serious denial not to give LeBron respect for what he’s doing right now. He’s got the actions to back his…