I still think people don’t get that when the whole brown, manual, diesel, wagon, Miata thing is passed around here it is considered a meme, not law. Of course we recognize and respect those things for what they are, but they are by no means what everyone here drives. Based on the comments I’ve seen I would argue that…

Did you grow up with well off WASPs?

You take that attitude and swap it, mister!

each and every one of them is a cry for help.

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

Thats before Trump, now whatever he says, they automatically attack. He could cure cancer, and the media would say how awful trump is for destroying healthcare jobs.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Eh yes and no. OP definitely gets points for at least trying to find the owner of the car. After that, in my eyes, you’re in the clear.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

Polestar Volvo C30

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Can’t they just follow the trail of oil drips to track them down and apprehend the evil-doers?

The depreciation curves are longer in the US because we get a ton of cars. There’s far more cars sold here, therefore far more on the used market.

It’s would be like taking money and throwing it into the Indian Ocean.

Neat, but there’s already something that can slay a Hellcat:

+1 for your frustratingly necessary reminder to shoot the consequences in landscape mode

Fire hazard, carbon monoxide source, possible explosion if a propane leak develops inside the enclosed cabin with an open flame next to the tank... yup, I’m going to have to agree that this is a bad idea. For multiple reasons. But to put a positive spin on it... this might be the first real vehicle in history to…

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.