You shrieking, cowering child.

Everyone thinks they're an event planner. NO. Conventions/conferences are dependent on detail-oriented people who understand how budgeting works. All the event planners of the world are laughing at this major FAIL because let's face… Event planners aren't taken seriously enough until stuff like this happens.

I can't even track all the dramatis personae in that tangle. Yikes. o.O

Very tame compared to some, but it was my very first introduction to online dating. It was on EHarmony, and the guy wanted to jump straight to email. OK.

That's an interesting assumption, can you please elaborate as to how you came to such a "guess"? Where does one "meet" a grad school program at a top tier university? At the laundromat or the grocery store? Just when you're not expecting it, you meet that special graduate program and spend the next few years…

"She's pretty and I assume talented and I can see that she is an incredible dancer" - answers to your own question.

#NotAllGawkerWhiteBoys

Houston, but my husband and I have traveled enough to see this isn't a Texas thing. It's a global asshole thing. We've seen a slightly lesser version in Sydney, Vancouver and Bern.

Don't "suffer injustice". I believe I have posted this here before but if not, here goes the Cliff Notes version:

"He seems to be self-aware and not expecting her to accede to his demands just because he wants it."

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

I don't know if this horrific story really needed a lengthy personal anecdote about your cats.

I've been looking for a place to put this, and this is as good as anywhere!

Baa baa CPAC, have you any fools?
Yes sir, yes sir, Palin and Cruz.
One for the racists and one for the lame
And one for the rednecks who live down the lane.
Baa baa CPAC, have you any fools?
Yes sir, yes sir, they're all tools.

True (embarrassing) story: Once, I was watching an older L & O, where Sam Waterston was ADA, not full DA, and the DA was reaming him about something. (Context: I really, really love Sam Waterston—the first thing I ever saw him in was Serial Mom and he has my undying love for that.) So, the DA yells, Gimme one reason…

UMMMMMMMMMM yeah try again. Of the people mentioned, Beyoncé is definitely a feminist. This is a woman who has quite literally dedicated her entire career to woman empowerment. Survivor, independent woman, irreplaceable, who runs the world among others. It doesn't make her less of a feminist because you find her…

Claire herself is not a feminist, but feminism is what allowed characters like her to be written.

I don't know about that. Some people with truly awful personalities somehow manage to have lots of friends.

Oh wow, I seriously thought this was going to be about her Claire Underwood interview.