this is deliciousness. Can you do the cast of VH-1's Basketball Wives next?

@MagsCO: What about Roseanne?

She should have used some of the $15,000 - $30,000 per speech money for acting lessons. [theweek.com]

Maybe Elisabeth will feel so oppressed, she'll finally move to Fox?

@Thalia Al Ghul: I feel like the Post editors love to report these FLOTUS outings to arouse the ire of their reptilian readers.

a good voice compared to Miley Cyrus or compared to Aretha Franklin?

@tessa: Kate Gosselin isn't a celebrity; she's just a woman who had 8 kids.

@memphreblues: Yeah they did. They didn't bother to do their homework and research the pageant and the organizers.

@abagatelle: life as it should be!

This movie is going to be so good when I'm watching it on HBO while I'm hungover and eating a bacon cheeseburger with fries from my couch.

There are others to listen to and enjoy:

She made money off the original profile, (hopefully) had numerous orgasms with the actor and now is cashing another paycheck because his peen slipped into her vagina.

@NefariousNewt: Madonna must see this and laugh that people don't realize how much she paid homage to Josephine Baker, LaBelle and Grace Jones.

@loosesealbluth: Yeah, who needs actual money when you have an Oscar?

@WashingMyHair: Heading? We are there. This is who we are. It's not even 10am and I need a drink.

@BiggieShorty: Ha!

would gloria allred be rocking all this feminist outrage for Tiger's mistresses if Tiger was a woman?

I fear when they decide to start a family.

@mommy_dearest: Both.

Why can't Sarah Ferguson be retrained with marketable skills, similar to the way auto workers must be retrained after their jobs went away?