Some sign ideas I’ve had:

“Threatening women makes Me feel better about my life”
“I need a hobby”
“[name of your town] needs more children in poverty!”
“We’re scared”
“Freedom of choice = Do as I say”
“I don’t want to help the needy, so I’ll just stand here”

Now, if only I can convince my friends to give up their Saturday…

I was angry, and then when I read that my expression turned to this.

Wonder how many kids this dude’s adopted. I used to love it when they’d engage the director of the clinic where I used to escort. She adopted two kids. That’s like two more than all of the protesters put together. Fuck them.

We should all go and cosplay as Vader, Palpatine, stormtroopers, etc. and hold signs like:

At my one and only food service job I got reprimanded for not smiling as I was shredding a giant block of cheese (out of the sight of customers). How high would you have to be to be grinning while shredding cheese?!

I was a huge hater of these things until I got one. They are awesome for more than taking pictures of yourself. I have found its really handy to take less shaky videos. It really shined when I used it with my GoPro snorkeling.

I was a huge hater of these things until I got one. They are awesome for more than taking pictures of yourself. I…

I’m not Rand Paul but the idea that the government can solve this through regulation is crazy. Let it be the wild west and let the idiots waste their money just like every other type of gambling. It’s already been shown that very few non-professional players make any money off these sites. Don’t we have a freedom to…

Hopefully a comedian will mention this during his act in about 20 years so people will pay attention.

Minor point: the

Minor point: the

I guess I just don’t understand why these people can’t be held accountable for their lies. I mean, Fiorina is straight up slandering Planned Parenthood and nothing is going to be done to stop her or make her walk it back.

i had an aneurysm when Huckabee complained that we don’t cure diseases any more.

I said this over on the Gizmodo article, which is just slightly below Gawker Prime in attracting right wing crackheads, and will say it again here. Ben Carson needs to have his medical license stripped. he is a lying pandering jackass using fear to advance a political agenda, which is his right. But he then loses the…

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........ OMG you just made my day.......

........ OMG you just made my day.......

I have a TextExpander snippet for “Did you use the promo code?”

I have a TextExpander snippet for “Did you use the promo code?”

Dashcam, not Dachshund. Might need a second coffee this morning.

Dashcam, not Dachshund. Might need a second coffee this morning.

I hate “5% real fruit juice!” NO! Be more than 5% of the thing you think you are!

I don’t think my wallet will make it out of this alive.

I don’t think my wallet will make it out of this alive.

“That’s how it starts. The fever. The rage. The feeling of powerlessness. That turns good men... cruel.”

It’s going to be a dark day.

“That’s how it starts. The fever. The rage. The feeling of powerlessness. That turns good men... cruel.”

It’s going…

You gotta remember he real country. That changes the mouth shape. He is saying "Whooo, baby, whooo!"