Would you believe me if I told you that happened again!?! I’m not sure I even left a comment since you restored me. Freakin’ Facebook. *ha-rumpf*

As long as you’ve had an Eggo from the toaster and are choosing the microwave out of some reason other than ignorance of the experience, keep on keepin’ on, my friend.

As long as you’ve had an Eggo from the toaster and are choosing the microwave out of some reason other than…

I own the Cuisinart Round Classic and the Waring Pro Double.

I greatly prefer the Waring.

I own the Cuisinart Round Classic and the Waring Pro Double.

I greatly prefer the Waring.

Jesus H Christ, dude. Buy a $10 toaster and transform your world.

Jesus H Christ, dude. Buy a $10 toaster and transform your world.

Thank you. (And sent.)

Off topic: Do you have any idea why I’d be able to follow Lifehacker on Facebook, get the posts in my feed, and see the comments but not be able to like or comment on anything? The message feature there wasn’t available to me, so I’m asking here.

Is it possible I was semi-banned? I’m confident it wouldn’t have been on…

I'm jailbroken on whatever the last iOS 7 release was for the community. Anything requiring me to plug the jailbroken device is a no-no, right?

What happens when the account is no longer active? Can't use it? Can't save? Can't access things previously saved to the cloud? ?

What happens when the account is no longer active? Can't use it? Can't save? Can't access things previously saved to…

But that's exactly why I buy an iPhone! It's not like there's any other reason I might drop 6 big ones on a phone.

I used to get these daily in an email from ITTT, did you guys change the RSS feed?

Did i miss something?

"teen" is the third most popular tag. right behind hardcore leading the way and blowjob in second.

/r/tipofmypenis

Counting cards on a cruiseship might just be the best way to spend a vacation ever. I'm mad jealous dude.

Yeah, I save it to my dropbox and then have to export it from dropbox to post it into instagram. Real PitA.

Awesome. I get tons of apps all the time to try them out and then decide they suck or don't meet my needs or whatever. Been trying to do this for a while now.

Except for The Dark Knight Returns, I hope.

Yes, in addition to some places only taking debit and not credit (Costco only takes AMEX or debit (cash and gift card, too, of course)), there is also the matter of cash back. Many banks let you take out money from your account at their bank-owned ATMs or from POS debit transactions. So if, for example, you have a…

In a perfect world, I'll be able to print these on 8.5 x 11 cardstock and laminate them. I'm sure that's asking too much, but I'll give it a go. Thanks Melanie!

I'll admit, you lost me at $36. I get that I'm cheap as hell, but it also allows me to stay home with my kid. Any chance there's a free program with so much as a 1/10th of this functionality? The other thing I need is a text expander, I had a free one I really liked on my PC (I think Lifehacker recommended it).