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“GM’s response in these cases has been to deny the warranty altogether, stating that the system acted as it should have to prevent injury.”

*2018 jd power award for most curtain airbag deployments

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You linked the wrong article, it was on the fake vents article from Torch. That’s what makes the joke.

Chevrolet falling by the wayside when challenged by the Japanese...

It’s even a fake Toyota.

It’s all about the reliability.

More than you can afford pal!...Ford!

Trucks are no longer just tools, they are now primarily status symbols. The article says Mercedes is the top selling luxury brand, but that is not correct. The best selling luxury vehicles are pickups.

My answer is to try to avoid flying in planes at all costs, and instead drive cars and motorcycles as fast as possible. This is not a perfect solution, but it works for me.

Picked up an ultra rare stanza hatchback as a Christmas gift to me! 58k miles! Headed back home to Austin Texas!

The pickup truck market has completely lost it’s mind. Driving my 1999 F-150, I feel like I’m in an MG.

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

How is this not part of the article already?

Who’s mad, bro?

I got a few minutes, you have a history of sprinkling snide insinuations into your articles (well not you specifically). Get a few up votes, a few people smile. 

Okay....

Editorial assignments...

Jalopnik, figure out how to blame this on Trump.
Jezebel, put the blame on men (in general).
Root, use this to put white people on blast... give “Preowned Patty” what-for.
Kotaku, think you can spin this around on the transphobes?

Thanks for reading!