Omg it’s rigged, burn the system to the ground!

It’s okay. I NEED TO VOTE FOR SIREN!

Exactly - this was just too similar to a spreadsheet. I go to work to bullshit on Deadspin, not vice versa

I tried, but the words and numbers started coming together and I felt like Neo looking at the Matrix for the first time.

At least 12 of these rankings of these rankings are too high and/or too low.  

Did this give you a headache putting this together, because it gave me a headache reading it.

Yeah, in days of yore, it seemed like owners didn’t buy franchises to make money. They bought teams because they already had more money than they could possibly spend, and wanted to be loved by the populace.

Google “Stan Kroenke building stadium”. He bought the land for the stadium in LA in like 2011 shortly after taking sole ownership of the Rams. From the day he took over he was planning on moving them there. To ensure he could break the lease(because St.Louis signed a terrible deal with the original Rams owner) in…

Dallas should punish him by suspending him 6 games.

The Chargers are a good team with an offense that’s fun to watch.

Los Angeles Doesn’t Care About The Chargers

I doubt the Zetas or the Gulf Cartel would respect any such symbol.

One time we were doing a port call in Ecuador while doing anti narco missions for the US Navy/Coast Guard. A few of us singed up for this mountain/back country tour on donkeys (we wanted to get the hell out of the city) when about 2 hours into the tour our guide takes us past this giant field full of coco plants and…

Hey, I’m a faux intellectual. I’m an asshole, too! I feel I should go see this movie.

So are volcanoes, and if your home suddenly has a hot spot form under it you won’t much care that it’s a normal part of the Earths processes.

This is my first day back on any Kinja site since I fled Irma’s potentially island-flattening storm surge last week. We are still not back to normal, and I was in the part of Florida that was “spared” at the last minute. So many of us are like deer in the headlights at this news, with the BETTER meteorologists saying…

Are you hoping for a storm so big that it can continually suck energy from the ocean because its always over it at some point? An eternal hurricane like the Great Red Spot on Jupiter circling and constantly hitting the east coast of the US ad infinatum...