Omg it’s rigged, burn the system to the ground!

It’s okay. I NEED TO VOTE FOR SIREN!

Exactly - this was just too similar to a spreadsheet. I go to work to bullshit on Deadspin, not vice versa

I tried, but the words and numbers started coming together and I felt like Neo looking at the Matrix for the first time.

At least 12 of these rankings of these rankings are too high and/or too low.  

Did this give you a headache putting this together, because it gave me a headache reading it.

Yeah, in days of yore, it seemed like owners didn’t buy franchises to make money. They bought teams because they already had more money than they could possibly spend, and wanted to be loved by the populace.

Google “Stan Kroenke building stadium”. He bought the land for the stadium in LA in like 2011 shortly after taking sole ownership of the Rams. From the day he took over he was planning on moving them there. To ensure he could break the lease(because St.Louis signed a terrible deal with the original Rams owner) in…

Dallas should punish him by suspending him 6 games.

The Chargers are a good team with an offense that’s fun to watch.

Los Angeles Doesn’t Care About The Chargers

I doubt the Zetas or the Gulf Cartel would respect any such symbol.

One time we were doing a port call in Ecuador while doing anti narco missions for the US Navy/Coast Guard. A few of us singed up for this mountain/back country tour on donkeys (we wanted to get the hell out of the city) when about 2 hours into the tour our guide takes us past this giant field full of coco plants and…

Maybe throw an “appropriation” or “erasure” in there for good measure. Just a suggestion, you’re the artist here.

At this point he’s just awkward all the time. It’s been obvious for a while now that these two do not like to interact very much and were not spending a lot of time together before he became president. They’re always very stiff around each other (not to mention that hand flick in Israel). Now that she’s basically been…

How anyone can compare their “class and elegance” with that of the Obamas is literally nothing else than racism.

I was honestly waiting for her to let out a deafening screech and reveal her true demon form when he shoved her offstage.