I would recommend a book called “How to survive in jail if you’re a small, insufferable douche”, but I can’t find it in print anywhere.

As a hedge fund manager.

my awkward attempt at humor or satire

SAVAGE

“Blonde”

Actually the way the Saddledome is built it physically cannot support all these giants stages.

Funny thing though. I’ve asked 15 friends and family and 15 of them support using tax dollars on this.

Well the old plan was to clean up a toxic site and the new plan is to host the Olympics, so... sort of?

It’s a tricky thing. We use the arena for a lot more than hockey. (Concerts, events etc.)

+1 box with a rat in it

THIS fucking loser? Guy couldn’t hold a job for 5 days when the most INCOMPETENT cronies are getting set for life. The fuck I want to listen to him for?

It’s ooooooold. Like, built for the 88 Olympics old.

(Dead)

+1 2-liner

Yo these bike lanes are dope. Use em!

I’m so hard right now your comment is amazing

The 1.8 billion price tag included a soccer pitch as well as several other facilities, AND environmental clean up of contaminated land right next to a major river (creosote).

Lost-all-Hope Hicks

(Standing ovation)

I thought the same thing too.