How else is he going to be able to continue to ruin this dude’s yard with shitheap (said with love and affection) jeeps?

Yep, but the guy can’t drive a stick. Only his wife can.

2 years from now, porsche will release a car that is “planned” to bring competition to a model first sold in 2012/2013. Do you hear yourself?

David, I sometimes question your judgement and I definitely question some of your slap-dashery when it comes to “fixes”, but I must say- you are the finest writer currently on Jalopnik, and your true passion for beaters is noteable. Enviable, even.

Oldsmobile Alero: $1

Yes, she either directly or indirectly bailed him out.

look if i were hot enough to post pics of tea and teeth whitening paste and make a billion dollars, i would.

Look at this big ass brown wagon, look at it because it checks all the right boxes for you, and this is what YOU will buy.

The Super Excellent Fun Time Dog of Weiner Stand does much better food....

Hey that’s where the hotdog stand of eternal glory is

This bothers me from the Houston Chronicle article...

Ever since the G35 depreciated it seems like only morons are driving them. I wanted one when they were new, but I don’t think even the first owners took good care of them.

So there’s nothing really spooky about this story, but it is definitely the most unsettling thing that’s happened to me in a car.

 A mace to look medievally threatening and a screwdriver to shove up their ass. Perfect.

at least the AC will get repaired or lifted from the car.

This ought to mess with you. Check out this lifted Flex/Freestyle/Taurus X mashup that was used as a test mule for the 2011 Explorer.

Donna Karen is just mad because guess who won’t buy her clothes? Young, fashionable women that like to show off their bodies. The only people who buy her stuff nowadays are dowdy rich old women who hate everything, including color.

Also he fucks horses.

My parents told us that those candy coin machines in the grocery store had dog food in them. Every time we saw kids getting candy out of them we were horrified and outraged. My mom would be like, “Welp, those parents don’t care about their kids, they’re feeding them dog food.”