i've tried and tried to get into Infinite crisis but its just not a very good game

#notallwhites

Wait. Hang on. Who the fuck is Luke Bryan?

AN IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!

You know, I'm an ex-hardcore comic book fan. I'm fine with movies not sticking exact with the comics. Like the Tobey Maguire Spider-man films. He had webs coming out of his wrists instead of making web-shooters. That's totally fine to me! Because honestly, evolving webs seems like it would come with the rest of the…

The only person in comics to die and stay dead is Bucky Barnes Jason Todd Uncle Ben.

Cyclops was always a dick.

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

Agreed. Also, while the movie was kinda "meh" overall, the "What the fuck?!" exclamation by the stoner guy in Super 8 was pretty fantastically timed.

That's...not entirely the point of Cinema Sins, but okay.

Best usage of the 1 per PG-13 rating F bomb in recent memory.

Let me talk frankly about piracy in a as fair a way as I can. I am a content creator. I spent three years of my life making a movie called The Battery, which played in 50 film festivals around the world and has been reviewed (favorably) by hundreds of publications online and off.

COMMENT BEGINS AS JOKE THEN SLOWLY BECOMES REAL LIFE THING YOU WILL ACTUALLY DO (that's actually a pretty good deal, because shit, $20)

To those who keep claiming T4P is dangerous: I've only ever seen such claims in comment threads, never in articles. Yes, their team pretty much scarfed the original app's code for their own app, which they (initially) didn't release the code for. I think this is why many in the community are upset at them. They have…

I love all these guys, clearly from Paducah, complaining about $5 beers. God would they ever be fucked in a real town — $5 beer is a desperate happy hour in a big city.

Your house sounds boring. I'll go to the bar.

We investigated the issue and to be honest, the security issues sound like they're non-existent (or at least no worse than any other app out there). The only claim being made is that Time4Popcorn could turn evil and install malware some day, but that there's no bad code in the app yet.

Wow, does iOS have an app to ignore tedious hipsters on lifehacker?