They’re all lizard people.

I was going to chime in with pure, unfiltered spite, but you beat me to it. It’s no wonder they all start looking like Emperor Palpatine at some point.

Senators?

Jim Irsays magic pills

Telltale are the reigning kings of mediocrity, so that tracks.

I think it’s true that teams in leagues that are not “the best” can attract fans, but they will be limited in their growth without some other hook. NCAA football and basketball obviously offer hugely inferior product to their professional counterparts but schools have hundreds of thousands of alumni/fans to help boost…

MLS isn’t the best league on its own continent. This means that people who love soccer will always prefer to watch other soccer leagues over MLS, which will handicap their ability to build their TV audience.

Along with viewership and revenue, you dingus. Leave it to an Arsenal fan to selectively accept reality

Welcome to today’s edition of Deadspin Shits on MLS, featuring biased reporting and a shoddy handle on facts.

“allegedly growing in popularity”

I’m not really into ‘smart billy haisley’ either.

Toronto’s got a hot nightlife scene

Turf War? For ice cream truck routes? Really?

I forgot about the ice cream truck wars!!! Great call out.

I live in a major US city (in the year 2017 even!) and none of those places are readily accessible unless I feel like adding at least an hour of commute time onto my ice cream noshing enjoyment. Your experience isn’t necessarily everyone else’s experience. Get out more please.

I’d like to see Dairy Queen afford Harlem’s commercial rent and yet still sell soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles, not jimmys, for $1.25. Plus we deserve better than more chain stores, they’ve ruined New York.

Because we are better than the rest of America

Short game with a cliffhanger and too many cutscenes, with plot that didn’t matter in the end!?

I dunno. I feel like putting the cast into a resident evil clone was the best thing that could ever happen. Because we all need more zombie games, right?

Counterpoint: nah.